It's bad enough seeing a photograph of yourself, but much worse seeing a photograph of yourself when dressed like a twat. Really, us mountain bikers need some advice when it comes to sartorial matters.
Tights, grey shorts, bee prescription glasses, an orange top and a £20 Decathlon helmet. This is me at Afan on Blade. Dressed like this I'd look a twat in normal society, yet amongst other mountain bikers I was but a norm. It's sad isn't it? Looking at all my kit, there's no way I could make up an acceptable looking, cohesive outfit. It doesn't help that I'm from the Midlands, so have a monopoly on looking like a dork anyway. There's no hope is there?
Please Gok, help!
To be fair I think all cyclists dress like twats. This is Box Hill recently:
I think you'll agree; there's not a single biker here dressed properly is there? And before you cast me asunder, go look in your own wardrobe, bet there's something hideous in there....
Tights, grey shorts, bee prescription glasses, an orange top and a £20 Decathlon helmet. This is me at Afan on Blade. Dressed like this I'd look a twat in normal society, yet amongst other mountain bikers I was but a norm. It's sad isn't it? Looking at all my kit, there's no way I could make up an acceptable looking, cohesive outfit. It doesn't help that I'm from the Midlands, so have a monopoly on looking like a dork anyway. There's no hope is there?
Please Gok, help!
To be fair I think all cyclists dress like twats. This is Box Hill recently:
I think you'll agree; there's not a single biker here dressed properly is there? And before you cast me asunder, go look in your own wardrobe, bet there's something hideous in there....
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