This is my lunch* for today, and what my adopted parent's think is suitable. Dribble of lukewarm water in a bowl, some hard stuff that tastes of cardboard and some wet stuff oozed from a silver packet. It tastes of mouse, which is really pretty cool. All served on the floor. It took me ten bites to eat this puke and I am unimpressed. I'm going for a poo in next doors' flowerbed now.
Signed: Wibzo the Cat.
*Please note dear readers this is no attempt to attach myself to the limelight that is the wonderful two million hits and counting lunch blog of Martha Payne from Lochgilphead Primary School. That would be crass and beneath me, and a little pathetic..... Er.....
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